sex is a lot like an episode of star trek. you roll around together for a while, clothing gets torn, there’s dramatic music, aliens are watching, somebody dies
cast of spongebob dubs classic movies
I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt
God damn it.
This is amazing
Your Fave Is Problematic: Timmy Turner
- STOLE FROM HIS MOM’S PURSE
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
Looking at you, Cronus.
Really it’s no wonder Zeus is so fucked up
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING