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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance





666meme:

recltube:

i should come with a warning label

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#about me #uep





theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocketĀ 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you





urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage





zach-griffindor:

cute girls can make me literally do anything I am so weak when it comes to cute girls

#about me #I love girls it's such a problem

#hamlet #shakespeare #thats it that's the play

classicaloboist:

Here we are, mes amis, the very essence of Javert. Captured in one paragraph.

classicaloboist:

Here we are, mes amis, the very essence of Javert. Captured in one paragraph.

#my angel



tresantes:

fruit saladĀ 

*deep voice* yummy yummy





kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life