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#my hero



spicyshimmy:

sex is a lot like an episode of star trek. you roll around together for a while, clothing gets torn, there’s dramatic music, aliens are watching, somebody dies

#STAR TREK

lovelylor:

mamamidnight:

bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

God damn it.

This is amazing

#what happened here

illumazombie:

JESUS.





Your Fave Is Problematic: Timmy Turner

lucyliunareclipse:

  • STOLE FROM HIS MOM’S PURSEimage




actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.





fartgallery:

Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time





twlboaj:

puddlejumpingchampion:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

Looking at you, Cronus.

Really it’s no wonder Zeus is so fucked up 



howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

#disney #ok i know that this isn't the point #but that cow is named bessie